Store opening parties can be fun, and watching "models" and total normies teeter in too-high heels and complicated frocks in a rando basement should have been more fun but the vibe was weird as hell. Maybe it was because they ran out of free beer when we got there, but probably because some nutjob was carrying her newborn baby around - seriously, the thing was 2 months old, tops - like some sort of high-end barfing accessory.
6/10
